JOKES :1
MASTER JEE: BETA HANUMAN KISKA PUTRA THA?
'GADDERIA" BOY:"GADDERIA" KA.
MASTER : WO KAISE?
"GADDERIA" BOY: LADAI KISI AUR KI, PATNI KISI AUR KI, AUR PUCH APNI PHUK WALI.
JOKES:2
CHOTA BACHHA APNE PAPA SE: PAPA PAPA YE "PAL" KAUN HOTE HAI?
PAPA JEE: BETA YE "PAL"! JO RAHE SADA KHUS "HAAL", JISKI ALAG HO "CHAAL"
JO KARE DUSHMANO KO KANGAL,AGAR APNI PAR AJAYE TO KAR DE "BABAAL"
GADDERIA SMS :4
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GADDERIA SMS :1
DOSTI KARO "GADDERIA" SE JIYO ZINGI BADHIYA SE,
"GADDERIA" KI YAARI AUR SHER KI SWARI KOI BACHHO KA KHEL NAHI,
"GADDERIA" KI BOLI AUR BANDUK KI GOLI HAMESHA POWER FUL HOTI HAI.
GADDERIA SMS :2
HUM JAB CHALTE HAI TO PARWAT BHI HILL JATE HAI,
HUM JAB CHALTE HAI TO TUFAN MACHAL JATE HAI ,
YAARO HUME BADALNE KI KOSIS NA KARO,
KYO KI JAB "GADDERIA" BADALTE HAI TO ITIHAS BADAL JATE HAI.
GADDERIA SMS :3
HAWAO KE HAATH ARMAAN BHEJA HAI,
NETWORK KE JARIYE PAIGAM BHEJA HAI,
FURSAT MILE TO KABUL KAR LENA,
"SULTAN-E-INDORE " NE RAATRI KA PYARA SA SALAAM BHEJA HAI.
GADDERIA SMS :4
TU CHAND HAI BHAI SHARMAYA NA KAR,
PHUL JAISE CHERE KO UH MURJHAYA NA KAR,
JAB TAK "GADDERIA" ZINDA HAI TERE BHAI BAN KAR,
TAB TAK KISI BHEN KE LODE SE GHABRAYA NA KAR
GADDERIA SMS :5
RAJU GADDERIA KADHI CHAWAL KHA RAHA THA,
1 MAKHHI US PAR BAITHNE KI KOSIS KAR RAHI THI,
RAJU GADFDERIA: HAT JA PAGLI ,YE WO CHEZ NAHI JO TU SAMAJH RAHI HAI.
1 MAKHHI US PAR BAITHNE KI KOSIS KAR RAHI THI,
RAJU GADFDERIA: HAT JA PAGLI ,YE WO CHEZ NAHI JO TU SAMAJH RAHI HAI.
GADDERIA SMS :6
GADDERIA: MAIN TUM SE SHADI NAHI KAR SAKTA GHARWALE MANA KAR RAHE HAI,
GIRL: TUMHARE GHAR ME KAUN KAUN HAI?
GADDERIA: EK BIWI AUR 3 BACCHHE
GIRL: TUMHARE GHAR ME KAUN KAUN HAI?
GADDERIA: EK BIWI AUR 3 BACCHHE